Product Description
THCa Flower - Mid QP Sampler Purple Gushers, Key Lime Jack, Runtz OG, Jokerz
The Couch Potato Bud Mid QP Sampler: No Confusion. Just Real Tree.
You saw our ad. You’re skeptical. Good. Let’s cut the fluff and address the elephant in the room. This isn't your grandma's CBD oil. This is the real deal.
We call it "Hemp-Derived Cannabis" because that's the one tiny, genius, legal detail that matters. It’s the loophole, the paperwork shuffle. The 2018 Farm Bill defines hemp based on a low level of Delta-9 THC before heating. The high-THC flower you see here is naturally high in THC-A, which, when you light it up, instantly converts to the same Delta-9 THC you know and love.
The plant is the same. The science is the same. The high is the same. The difference? You get certified, lab-tested, top-shelf flower delivered right to you, thanks to a beautiful technicality. Forget the dispensary lines, the taxes, and the headache. This is simply premium cannabis sold under a hemp license. It is, simply put, just tree.
Four distinct experiences, all guaranteed Couch Potato Bud quality.
1 Ounce Purple Gushers - 29% THCA - MAXIMUM GUSH. Deep, calming indica that melts you into the cushions. A sweet, berry profile for a heavy-lidded, utterly blissful escape.
1 Ounce Key Lime Jack - 27% THCA - CREATIVE FUEL. An electric Sativa to spark ideas and banish fatigue. Zesty citrus flavor with a sharp, focused uplift. Perfect for day-tripping from your sofa.
1 Ounce Jokerz - 27% - BALANCED POWER. A true Hybrid heavyweight. Euphoric lift meets deep relaxation. Complex, gassy, and hits with a confident smile. The wild card you always want to draw.
1 Ounce Runtz OG - 25% THCA - CANDY COATED CHILL. The legendary Hybrid cross for a sweet, fruity flavor and a potent, long-lasting high. It's the perfect middle-ground euphoria without anxiety, relaxation without total knockout.
Stop asking if it’s "real". Start asking why you didn't buy it sooner. This QP sampler is your ticket to the highest high that follows the letter of the law. Get yours before the loophole closes.
Certified. Legal. Real Bud.
If it doesn't get you stoned. We'll give you your money back!
THCA Disclaimer:
This product is not available for shipment to the following states: Arkansas, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont.
DISCLAIMER
The information provided on this site has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and is intended for your general knowledge only and is not a substitute for professional medical advice or treatment for specific medical conditions. Please consult your healthcare provider with any questions or concerns you may have regarding your condition.
