Couch Potato Bud Weed

CouchPotatoBud THCa Flowers

CouchPotatoBud THC Gummies

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Discreet Shipping

All of our orders are shipped quickly and covertly. Orders placed before 1 PM (EST) Monday through Friday will be shipped on the same day.

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Lab Tested

Most businesses merely evaluate for potency. In addition to testing for heavy metals and microorganisms, we also test for pesticides and solvents.

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Is Buying Online Legal?

The 2018 Farm Bill, legalized the purchase, sale & transport of hemp products over state borders with less than .3% of its total weight being made up of delta 9 THC.

Highly Potent

It has been demonstrated that the gummies' highly effective composition provides potent therapeutic effects even at very low doses.

WILL HEMP FLOWER ACTUALLY GET ME HIGH?
THCa is a natural compound found in the hemp plant. It’s very similar to it's counterpart found in marijuana, Delta-9 THC. THCa is federally legal and turns into Delta 9 THC when it is smoked. It makes for a fun, mind altering buzz that everyone knows and loves.

DOES THCA FLOWER TASTE "HEMPEY"
No, we do not use CBD genetics. The hemp flower we sell looks and tastes identical to the typical marijuana flower you'd find at the dispensary. The only difference being that the THCa is preserved from converting into Delta 9 THC, allowing us to sell it as legal hemp under the 0.3% D9THC threshold.

IS YOUR PACKAGING DISCREET & SECURE
Yes, we ship in discreet packaging with no indication of the contents inside. We also have a direct relationship with USPS are they are aware that we are shipping federally legal hemp products.

WILL USPS SMELL MY WEED IN THE PACKAGE?
No, all of our orders are shipped in smell proof packaging.